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Somebody sent this to me in an E-Mail, thought I might share it with anyone who looks at this blog

POLITICALLY CORRECT DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS

1. Thingy (thing-ee) n.

Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. Vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a jockstrap.

3. Communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with theboys.

4. Commitment (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. Entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. Flatulence (flach-u-lens) n.

Female: An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

7. Making Love (may-king luv) n.

Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

8. Remote Control (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every five minutes.

posted by Smythe @ 5:47 am